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thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

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At the grocery store
  • Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
  • Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
  • Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
  • Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
  • Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
  • Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.
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twoheaded-grrrl:

The hills are alive with the sound of punk rock
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certan:

stop the world, I want to get off.
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writens:

Hey man, I’m just trying to keep this friendship alive and you’re kinda not cooperating with me lol

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crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

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imnotjailbait:

is she about to get shot in the head jfc

fagome:

nyooms:

CATCHING FIRE IN LIKE 3 MONTHS

u may want to consider an extinguisher

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