467,567 notes· 21 hours ago · reblog
i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously? Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?
I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.
But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened? Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?
I am going to reblog this quote every year.
43 notes· 3 days ago · reblog
So that little asshole kid who murdered some of his classmates escaped from prisonI bet they bring him in alive though
I bet money he gets a gun, fires at the cops, injures one, and is still brought in alive
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
(via happiest)541,911 notes· 4 days ago · reblog
the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell
(via yllaretil)568,810 notes· 4 days ago · reblog