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why he got a bindi on? :/

wait nvm i got a piece of dorito on my screen.
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i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

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listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*
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Maksim Novodvorski

As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously? Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?

I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.

But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened? Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?

Aman Ali

I am going to reblog this quote every year. 

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So that little asshole kid who murdered some of his classmates escaped from prison

I bet they bring him in alive though

I bet money he gets a gun, fires at the cops, injures one, and is still brought in alive

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everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this


dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

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the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots


bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

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