thorhead:

thorhead:

I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that

1. I can see them
2. I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
3. they are really bad singers and
4. I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position

gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING

(Source: thordoftherings, via crrocs)

arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

(via maddiecuntzz)

drarna:

how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you

• look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them
• share an emotional hug
• during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled

(via wikipeetia)